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Tuesday, 10 May 2011

Titles are Difficult

For this post so it's more of a general howdy post. I'm a cowboy. Woop woop. I think I speak for this entire side of the planet when I say exams are coming up and I'm thrilled to be evaluated on what I've learned throughout the year. Mine start next thursday, as I just learned, and continue to the next thursday. I think. Also all of mine are at the end of the day so I don't get to go home early. Therefore I despise everybody who does. DON'T FUCKING CROSS ME I WILL RAPE ALL YOUR SHIT. I also found that I hate using exclamation marks. I just use caps lock (cruise control for cool).

As for last night I had two conversations involving couples fighting. One was with Jamie and I caps lock raped him and the other was an outside source with whom I yelled at for taking kids and spending all the money on rape whistles. Then we revealed we were dinosaurs and she was sleeping with Phil the milkman. It was fun... I think I have a problem, or atleast a couple of subconscious issues that keep cropping up.

I feel that I write these blogs really not good. I need to do more fun shit. Namely get bitches and play more calvinball. Thaaaaaaat outta cover it. Then I could write a blog about it. Yeah... Let's pretend I did that. My next blog is gonna be about that. When I can be fucked writing.

Also I'm getting my circulation back now so I can actually type with some semblance of speed. WOOP WOOP PURPLE HANDS WOOHOO I AM A LEGEEEEEEND.

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