Real Music

Once again I've found myself with rather little to discuss so, once again, I'll turn to music to provide the talent of this blog. I'm dedicating this post to some of my favourite songs/bands so if you'd like to take a look at what real music looks like then have a read.

Band - Silversun Pickups [Shoegazer Indie]

Song - Substitution 

Song - Little Lovers so Polite

Band - Alkaline Trio [Punk Rock]

Song - Mercy Me

Song - This Addiction

Band - Five Iron Frenzy [Christian Ska-Rock] (Don't judge them/me there good so try it first)

Song - Kamikaze

Song - Dandelions

Band - Bright Eyes [Indie Rock]

Song - First Day of My Life

(also At the Bottom of Everything is amazing but it's already been posted below)

All right that should keep you sated for a little while. I'd love to see some comments in the comment spotty place. Say what you think of the songs then post some of your own stuff. (Also I should mention these arent necessarily my favourite bands just the first ones I came across and felt like posting)

David...Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Me and My Bitch

Hey faggots,

My name is David, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass blogs. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy, or even dick if your a chick? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Title Related: It's about me and my bitch.

Titles are Difficult

For this post so it's more of a general howdy post. I'm a cowboy. Woop woop. I think I speak for this entire side of the planet when I say exams are coming up and I'm thrilled to be evaluated on what I've learned throughout the year. Mine start next thursday, as I just learned, and continue to the next thursday. I think. Also all of mine are at the end of the day so I don't get to go home early. Therefore I despise everybody who does. DON'T FUCKING CROSS ME I WILL RAPE ALL YOUR SHIT. I also found that I hate using exclamation marks. I just use caps lock (cruise control for cool).

As for last night I had two conversations involving couples fighting. One was with Jamie and I caps lock raped him and the other was an outside source with whom I yelled at for taking kids and spending all the money on rape whistles. Then we revealed we were dinosaurs and she was sleeping with Phil the milkman. It was fun... I think I have a problem, or atleast a couple of subconscious issues that keep cropping up.

I feel that I write these blogs really not good. I need to do more fun shit. Namely get bitches and play more calvinball. Thaaaaaaat outta cover it. Then I could write a blog about it. Yeah... Let's pretend I did that. My next blog is gonna be about that. When I can be fucked writing.

Also I'm getting my circulation back now so I can actually type with some semblance of speed. WOOP WOOP PURPLE HANDS WOOHOO I AM A LEGEEEEEEND.

Let's Play Catchup

Okay this post is now in session. Firstly I haven't posted in a while. Truth be told my weekend postings will probably be less common than my weekday postings because I don't have health class on the weekend. I really do wish I had done some weekend posts but I just couldn't get my shit together to actually do it. Friday we chilled and played kalvinball for the first time (it was pretty boss, although we'll need more people next time) and saturday I filled my weekly nerd quota by going to a magic: the gathering prerelease tournament. Awesome. Oh also I've started watching Scrubs. That show is pretty fucking cash so take a looksies if you have nothing better to be doing (and look up community, the paintball episodes there doing for the finale thang are always good). Oh and ALSO Doctor Who season has started, just watched the third episode. By GOD I'm nerdy. And lovin it. woop woop.

So that was my weekend and now its.... Monday, there we go. So I went to school which is definately all the rage. I've met some cool people but some of the types that hang out around these functions are, frankly, creepy. I mean theres this whole group of middle aged adults who parade around telling us what to do and actually expecting us to obey them. I mean I'm all like 'fuck that I payed my membership to this club, I'm doing whatever I want to do while I'm here'. Still I guess it's worth going if only so I can bitch about it to the internet that night.

Okay next topic of conversation. Blogs. I found I couldn't post in mine today (as did LeSAC) and I only recently found a solution. If your having the spinning circle problem then go into >settings >basic and under global change it to the old post box thing. Works like a charm. So thats that.

Allrighty home stretch bitches. Google. So I wanted to find my site today and realised I could get to it if I google 'reinforcenegativeaspects'. No spaces. Now no ones going to accidently find me but I still like that its there. For the rapists to find me with great comfort. So that was kind of cool but here's the kicker. (Credit to LeSAC for using google images) Try google imaging your blog name with no spaces. Yeah. Thats right. Your on the internet. AAAAAAAWWWWW SHIT! Also I found if you type in 'Reptiles are stupid' you get my pic :D. Oh and also horse hitler. Which makes me laugh everytime. First theres a pic of hitler looking serious on a horse. Then theres mine down the page. Shit is SO cash.

Anyway I'll try to post more over the week.

BAI

3 Blogs in One Day?

Oh fuck. Shit just got real.

However, it is merely to upload this picture of Vanessa I was sent about 2 years ago. Now that it is saved to my computer, I will be too lazy to ever unfav it, and people going through my faves will prolly be all... "Dave, who is that? Why?"

Though granted, if it's MY faves they're going through, there will be other pictures to worry about..

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Teach that bitch to fuck with me. *mumble grumble*

http://watchmewritestuff.blogspot.com/2011/05/3-blogs-in-one-day.html

The Ballad of adewew Part Seven

Rain lashed down around vbnhjk, cutting through the blankets that covered him like knives through paper. Before long he was soaked to the bone and started to shiver violently, his bald head slick with rain. Throwing aside the blankets he stumbled to the back of the boat then threw his arms open to the elements. Wind howled around him and in the far distance lightning flashed in the dark sky. The water pummelled him, cleaning the blood and grime  from his body until he could take it no longer. Slipping in the pool of blood, sand and water that had collected at his feet he made his way back to the front. It was a downhill walk, the heavy crates weighing the front down and, from the way the rear was raised into the air, was probably unstable.

The rust of the ships deck helped his feet to gain traction against the slick that covered the boat and njbhgu was able to make it back to the boat in one piece, not matter how bedraggled and full of internal bleeding it was. jnuhb finished his journey back by slumping against a crate and pulling a wet blanket over his head in an attempt to keep some of the rain off. It did very little but muted some of the constant tattoo the torrential downpour was drumming against the boat. In the muted cavern he had created jmnuh got a chance to think. What now? No civilisation had been visible in the time he could consciously remember. There was no way he could possibly set out into the desert and, since the boat carried supplies, it seemed best to continue downstream. Supplies. Why were there supplies, yet no people? Where was the crew and captain? There were plenty of blankets in this crate alone. Food had been plentiful, if the people aboard the ship were going to leave the boat and set off they would have at least stocked up on food.

juhi pushed his head out of the sodden blanket. He couldn't see past the tip of the boat but that was all he needed. It was a relatively small boat. The maximum crew required would be two, three people. Why so much food? A long trip? But the blankets. There was no need for an entire chest of blankets for only three people. No need. The matter could wait until tommorow, when he would continue his river journey and take stock of what he had. The constant rain and throbbing of his head eventually lulled him into a near comotose state and he drifted off into darkness.

What happens next is up to you...

Part one:http://at-of-a-wm.blogspot.com/2011/05/ballad-of-adewew.html
Part two:http://reinforcenegativeaspects.blogspot.com/2011/05/ballad-of-adewew-part-two.html
Part three:http://cashthisshit.blogspot.com/2011/05/ballad-of-adewew-part-three.html
Part four:http://reinforcenegativeaspects.blogspot.com/2011/05/very-little-point.html
Part five:http://at-of-a-wm.blogspot.com/2011/05/ballad-of-adewew-part-five.html
Part six:http://cashthisshit.blogspot.com/2011/05/tale-of-adewew-part-six.html

Short/late post today. Sorry I've had it open but haven't been able to bring myself to type it. I have what I consider a pretty good idea so before someone responds could we chitchat tomororow? Cheers.

David

Fully Ramblomatic

I for one am a preeeeetty big fan of zero punctuation because Ben Croshaw is a pretty cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything. Well I was searching wikipedia because thats the sort of thing I enjoy doing on a thursday night while real men are out on the town doing drugs, playing sports and getting bitches. I came across his wikipedia page after following the Batman: Arkham Asylum review. Turns out he has a blog. It's actually pretty good. Here ya go. http://fullyramblomatic-yahtzee.blogspot.com/. So yeah take a look if you enjoy his reviews as it's something else to read. Your welcome in advance.

Toodles