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Tuesday, 3 May 2011

Us bro's gotta stick together.

In the year 2011 on the third day of the fifth month, it being May, one Jamie, of the Magic Sock, decided it was apt time to make a blog.http://magicsock.blogspot.com/. Little did he know above him loomed a dark shadow. This shadow was David Naylor http://reinforcenegativeaspects.blogspot.com/, the ruin of all original thought. He saw what Jamie had created and wanted one for himself. So he watched and copied down what Jamie did then returned to his haunt to manufacture his own copy. For many minutes and infinite seconds the sounds of mouse clicking and muttered curses was all that could be heard. Then, thirty minutes later, emerged an abomination. In the technical sense of the word it was a blog. But it lacked what was truly required. Where the Magic Sock had heart and soul Reinforce Negative Aspects only had shit jokes and poorly drawn dinosaurs. But all was not lost. For, seeing that the Magic Sock would need aid in slaying the horror that was R.N.A. Max entered the battle. With no armour, or indeed weapon, the hermit that, for so long had lived off herbs and horse semen, descended from his mountain abode. http://at-of-a-wm.blogspot.com/. With only his thoughts to protect him from the madness of the conflict Max took up the title of blogger in order to strike down the evil of R.N.A.. Alliances had been forged and the two forces marched towards one another.One against two, the sides, while uneven, would stand. Unless another where to join. This herald of bitchiness came in the form of one LeSAC of http://cashthisshit.blogspot.com/. He came to the field dragging his heels and complaining that the field was uneven and ridden with most uncomfortable rocks. The lines were drawn and blogs were launched.

R.N.A. struck first, with a series of poorly drawn animals with hats. Magic Socks responded with animals of kind. The Mind of Wander equiped with Aimless Thoughts (.yeah.) uploaded a series of pies both mouth watering and meme laden. But it was LeSAC who truly fought. With rapid fire complaints coming from every angle the other's fell to the ground, scrambling for cover and waiting for the fire to cease. That respite never came. Even David, who was in a temporary alliance with Cash this Shit, was blown back by the sheer force of the blogs. The only break came when, tired from the effort of producing blogs the SAC went into a slumber. Meanwhile on the other side of the globe,  a new blog was made. Vanessa built and started to run http://watchmewritestuff.blogspot.com/. It was neutral to the conflict and merely provided a voice of moderation. AND I CANT BE FUCKED WRITING ANYMORE ILL DO IT LATER WHEN I GET HOME. ARIUSDAFKJHJASD"F:VKBSDANF{OIHb
Shittiest.
Way.
Of.
Promoting.
Friends'.
Blogs.
Ever.

(Also this will be edited as new people I know join, so keep an eye on it. Or don't. If your not man enough. I'm not suggesting your not masculine. Or rather I am. It's all in the subtext. Right in front of you. Gleep.)

2 comments:

  1. Heh. I did say that. And it was good. (Notice the lack of mentioning what specific kind of delicacy's you may or may not enjoy.)

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  2. My bombardment shall only rest when I do!

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